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What about “Look at how pretty the cover is!”… while holding in hand a y/a series on which there is nothing but a pale, mysteriously looking girl -her face half-covered with a weird flower print- that wears nothing but a long gown or oh-so-beautiful dress for unresolved reasons.
Here’s a good one from one of my books on Amazon: “Some scenes were very creative…and disturbing.” Since it is Horror that’s the effect I was looking for.
At once both yet another simplistic meme and a counterpoint to said meme, “Sh*t Book Reviewers Say” is a PROVOCATIVE but ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS exercise in HILARITY. This NEW AUTHOR’S work SHOWS DEFINITE PROMISE but lacks that certain JE NAIS SE QUOI to elevate it to the level of TOM ROBBINS, GEOFFRY CHAUCER or any of the EARLY, FUNNIER WORKS OF NORMAN MAILER. Nevertheless, MANY will consider this an EXCELLENT work of fiction for those of you WHO ENJOY THAT SORT OF THING. 3.667 out of 5 STARS
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 5:51 pm
Oooh this! As funny as the lines were, the acting was just as hilarious. xD
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 6:10 pm
Everyone? That is kind of the joke. It’s not like it was hidden in any way.
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 6:21 pm
Funny sh*t
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 6:44 pm
thumbs up if you saw the tv
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 7:33 pm
@AJandHerCookie are you talking about Fallen novels? XD
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 7:56 pm
What about “Look at how pretty the cover is!”… while holding in hand a y/a series on which there is nothing but a pale, mysteriously looking girl -her face half-covered with a weird flower print- that wears nothing but a long gown or oh-so-beautiful dress for unresolved reasons.
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 8:00 pm
LOL! this was hilarious. i just started book tubing so i’ll try not to commit any of the offences in the video
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 8:42 pm
If I ever start saying any of those things in my videos somebody punch me in the face.
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 9:39 pm
Hmmm. Does my generation have a voice yet?
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 10:31 pm
Thanks. That headboard came from Crate & Barrel at least eight years ago in Boston. It came blue; we painted it green.
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 10:37 pm
1. this is great 2. where did you get your headboard? 3. the layered glasses really got me 4. i’m serious about the headboard.
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012 at 11:36 pm
Here’s a good one from one of my books on Amazon: “Some scenes were very creative…and disturbing.” Since it is Horror that’s the effect I was looking for.
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 12:22 am
Where the fuck was the “Wickedly funny”
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 12:43 am
As soon as something vaguely surrealistic comes along….KAFKA-ESQUE! Brilliant.
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 1:20 am
Needs more “limn.”
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 1:50 am
Nothing about the forthcoming inevitable sequel?
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 2:34 am
Brilliant, Critics don’t ya just lov’em !
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 3:03 am
At once both yet another simplistic meme and a counterpoint to said meme, “Sh*t Book Reviewers Say” is a PROVOCATIVE but ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS exercise in HILARITY. This NEW AUTHOR’S work SHOWS DEFINITE PROMISE but lacks that certain JE NAIS SE QUOI to elevate it to the level of TOM ROBBINS, GEOFFRY CHAUCER or any of the EARLY, FUNNIER WORKS OF NORMAN MAILER. Nevertheless, MANY will consider this an EXCELLENT work of fiction for those of you WHO ENJOY THAT SORT OF THING. 3.667 out of 5 STARS
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 4:01 am
Fantastic video! Riveting! Smashing! A viral sensation!!!
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 4:28 am
Oh my gosh, yes. XD I was just waiting for you to use “tour de force” and I wasn’t disappointed!
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 5:19 am
PERFECT.
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 5:25 am
You forgot to mention my favorite: “I really wanted to like this book, but didn’t!”
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 6:23 am
Don’t forget “Breathtaking!” ::passes out::
Wednesday, October 3rd 2012 at 6:38 am
As an author, this is the funniest video I’ve seen this year.